The Green Door

 

 Perhaps a doorway into the past. Abandon all hope ye who enter here.

The Early Bird ...

 

... gets the worm.

Green Light, Red Skies

 

The storm has a green light! Run, duck and cover!

Stereotypical Much?

 

Now, if this isn't a stereotypical dirty old man, I don't know what it is! He shuffled quickly to peep around the corner at her!

The Man in the Middle

 

Uh-oh. I've been noticed!

Two Lips

 

Er, never mind. I meant TULIPS. Carry on.

I Love Monkeys

 

Don't we all? Seen on a shopping cart handle.

You Darn Paparazzi!

 

Get that stupid camera out of my face, you darn paparazzi! 

Stroller on the Street

 

Why are there so many abandoned baby strollers/carriages in Plainfield? Abductions by aliens? Why haven't we heard about this in the mainstream press?

Cicada Killer! Eek!

 

Yes, it's real. And, yes, it's flying at me. No, it doesn't sting. It's a cicada killer wasp. I'm no cicada!