The Road Taken

 

To be honest, I don't travel when I'm broke. I just keep working to keep that roof over my head. One tends to choose his own destiny. I could have done better, for sure. But at least I'm not sitting on a dirty sidewalk with a sign. Well, not yet, anyway.

Get the Point(s)?

 

No, it's not indigenous to New Jersey or New York.

We're talkin' Texas cactus.

Most pointy things around here are knives.

Eep.

Well, unless you're in the kitchen, that is!

Lookin' All Historical

 

Lookin' all historical in sepia, it's the Plainfield Train Station.

Not to be confused with hysterical, mind you.

By Any Other Name

 

... would smell just as sweet.

Body Parts

 

Eep. Is giving up a leg worth it for a bikini sale?

 

Flying over Detroit on an odd-legged flight from Newark, NJ to Norfolk, VA. Logic would tell me Detroit isn't on the way. But, logic is thrown out the window with airlines. I suppose we should be grateful that they don't defenestrate us instead of bothering to land.

"Here's your destination! Got your parachute?"

On a side note, I'm always happy to use the word 'defenestrate' in the context of a sentence. It's right up there with 'brouhaha' and 'kerfuffle' for me, but not as easy to fit into the conversation.

Tripping the Light Fantastic

 

I'll have some of what she's having ...

Sandwich Sign Man

 

This could be you.

But it's not.

Well, I don't think it is.

Is it?

The Old Man and the Sea

 

Okay, he regressed to a little boy in the surf. That age of childhood is more fun than old age anyway!

Oh, Balls!

 

Yes, yes they are.